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shall miss my boat don't worry

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sweetheart you'll catch the boat

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so

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in conclusion my invention simply picks

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up electrical impulses sent from the

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station on shore this furnishes power

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for the auxiliary propellers with them

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we expect to achieve a speed of 65 knots

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per hour thank you

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uh you have just heard mr robert hayes

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tell you how fast we will cross the

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ocean 65 knots how fast is 65 knots how

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do you do it

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oh 65 knots is approximately i should

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say

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miles

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i know you want to hear the voice of

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that great radio announcer who will be

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in charge of our daily broadcast ladies

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and gentlemen

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mr buzz

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feeling he didn't get here yet oh well i

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do not anything but but go ahead and do

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it yes sir an imitation of a man playing

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a violin

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ladies and gentlemen there seems to be

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some delay on our program

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where is he you just have some patience

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why you'll soon hear the genial voice of

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your your own announcer mr uh buzzfeely

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yeah that's what you think

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buzzfeed point

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it's bad enough to be in jail don't

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worry he won't be on that program how do

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you know so much because i'm buzzfeed

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is that so yeah well what are you doing

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in alimony jail well i had a little

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trouble keeping a wife and the

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government on one salary

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sorry to keep you waiting out there it's

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all right

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is this the one i think so it's been

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some time since i've seen him

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yes that's he yes it is here's another

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one says she's your wife hello buzzy boy

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i hope you're happy now that you've put

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me in this monkey cage just because i

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missed a couple of installments number

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three coming up hello buzz

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what is this a convention obviously oh

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uh mrs fielding uh mrs fielding and uh

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mrs fielding uh one and two this is

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fielding number three

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mighty touching scene here are you

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expecting anymore no i know when i've

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had enough

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buzz dear if you just hand over the

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money i'm sure the uh

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girls will agree to let you out of here

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so you can earn a lot more money for us

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yeah but what money you all got 50 000

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in advance to put on the broadcast from

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the gigantic yeah but that's not my

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that's not my money that's for the

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talent i won't touch a cent of it what

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did you bet it on this time darling bet

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the nose of the gigantic she's a cinch

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to beat the colossal and i got even

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money excuse me i'm looking for mrs

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fielding everybody here is mrs fielding

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but me well the judge said he wanted to

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see mrs feeling so i guess you'll all

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have to come along

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remember the last time we were in jail

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together darling

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our wedding night

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did you ever manage to find the marriage

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license

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gee that was about the maddest house

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detective i ever saw

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there he is bus dorothy boy you sure do

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all right

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don't worry you'll be out in a few

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minutes i just paid your alimony with

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what

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your engagement ring

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dorothy are the most marvelous girl in

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the world it almost makes me feel like

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crying

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i think i will it wasn't paid for

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oh excuse me mrs fielding uh you're

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wrong brother for once but i can see how

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you picked up the habit oh you can come

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out now everything's been fixed no

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fooling

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sure fine having you here again mr well

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don't think i haven't enjoyed it because

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i haven't so long don't miss the big

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broadcast from the gigantic when you

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hear my theme song the first few bars

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will be for you

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33 and a third percent what are you

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crabbing about before you all came along

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cleo and i split in 50 50.

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the thick i used to own him a hundred

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percent

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oh

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pardon my curiosity but uh where'd this

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money come from she said she was just a

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friend she

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say that's how we started

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you started say girls come see what i

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see

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just a friend i can almost see the

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number four on her back i'm not going to

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take another cut he can't chisel me down

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any 25 come on

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everything depends upon you my dear

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brother you're embarking for europe

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immediately

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everything is arranged

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proceed wants to pierce thirteen we will

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embark upon the colossal remember the

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name colossal

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the prison holder of the atlantic

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crossing record

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you will receive further instructions

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upon your arrival in europe i wish you

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your usual luck

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thank you and the hockey hand class

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have a good time thanks i'll even go out

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of my way to have it but you must hurry

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sb

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i'm off tf okay

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i'm leaving everything in your hands

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wow

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the mail set oh thank you thank you

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uh

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postal from paris

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for my friend major biggleswade

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the paris what will they pick up next

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uh destroyed at once quite so yes indeed

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sir

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your brother sir sb

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seemed to be in quite a hurry say if i

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must say sir i sent him off in a hurry

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he's got to catch the colossal he only

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has a few moments

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but might i remind you sir the colossal

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is not our boat our boat is a gigantic

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ah true true the colossal is our nearest

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rival

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but need i remind you

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that my brother s b

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has been connected with every major

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disaster since the seeking of the

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merrimack

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i haven't dig sweet 13 for him on the

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colossal very very good sir

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then if anything happens

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it won't be our power boat sir

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you know who has speed

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hey

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guess i want a speech

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my friends

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how i think i can call your friends

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these aren't soldiers sir

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are you seeing my father

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one of the great immorals of his uh

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great immortals of his time

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how many says ah

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i just thought of it

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hillary

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very good sir right to the brim

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how's your horn

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oh i suppose uh

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don't be facetious

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do you have much time to catch the

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colossal sir nonsense plenty of time

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after a game of golf yes sir

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hey you are sir uh thank you how much

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that'll be one cent sir uh and seven

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cents tax making a grand total of eight

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cents sir cash corn uppercase oh yes sir

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what with sir taxes sir social security

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unemployment street bonds and old age

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pension sir

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the gas is the same but the taxes have

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gone up

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what are you doing uh

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inflating your tire sir how many pounds

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uh pillar up

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hey have you got any spare parts for

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these things well yes sir well get me a

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new thumb will ya well i must watch the

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pressure sir i'll watch the pressure go

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go

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go go go go

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go

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what's the pressure

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no air was gonna hurt anything

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pay up two now i told you to watch that

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tire well i'm dreadfully sorry sir i'll

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have it fixed in five minutes five

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minutes and i'm sailing on the colossal

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ten minutes ago

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dropped

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drop that i'll sue you

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on my way before i hit somebody

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oh speed

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my

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come on snails

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get the lid out of here

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feet too heavy

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next to medium

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you're all teed up sir oh thank you

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what do you mean i'm all teed up don't

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be rude how far is this whole 420 yards

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sir 420 yards 420 yards of wind against

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man hand me that putter thank you

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thank you boy keep your eye on the ball

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ah

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hello afraid i'd miss that ah thank you

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where's the ball sorry sir it hasn't got

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here yet ah the wind's against me here

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she comes now

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out here stand clear keep your eye on

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the ball there goes the colossal mr

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fellow that's how i can do another 20

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minutes

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it's a lily

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that ball will run like a frightened

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farm

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run out guys

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anyways

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how

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you silly looking capper

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pick up those lost balls

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look more like mickey mouse and mickey

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mouse doesn't smell

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you're a coat

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coat you understand yes sir wow thank

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you

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not to be confused with cootie

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just a coupe

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not a good looking cool guy though

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an ordinary cool

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common garden cool

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tarantula keep your eye on the ball

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hello

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i've got to catch that scare

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come on seabiscuit give me that 404

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elephant gun come on hand it to me don't

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stand there zoey

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00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,680
ah

292
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hi good morning larseny uh washington

293
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had a bad time in that trap didn't you

294
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mr bill

295
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got out in one poke i thought it took

296
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you several oh bad time killing a rather

297
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stubborn flying wombat

298
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little figures get into your shoe good

299
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morning mr bellows ah good morning book

300
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swans

301
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how was your game

302
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:41,280
uh

303
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18 for nine hole

304
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:45,520
it's 81 mr bellows you're holding the

305
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card upside down nosy parker

306
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,600
coming to a pretty past when a common

307
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caddy tells a gentleman how to hold his

308
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corn

309
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ah there's that tongue sandwich now

310
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i'll get into there

311
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312
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ladies and gentlemen the greatest race

313
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of the age was soon beyond two giant

314
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greyhounds of the sea battling for the

315
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crossing record and may this one i mean

316
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the best one win

317
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[Applause]

318
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[Music]

319
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[Applause]

320
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[Music]

321
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all right don't knock yourself out it's

322
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all right we will soon pass ambrose

323
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light where the race will officially

324
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begin and between you and me folks the

325
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gigantic can't lose why with our new

326
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radio par we'll skip over to france

327
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before you can say jack robinson jack

328
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roberts

329
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and now ladies and gentlemen i want to

330
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introduce a man who made a bubble into a

331
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musical career mr shep feels two years

332
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ago come next wash day chet became the

333
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columbus of the swing world by

334
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discovering rippling rhythm and here he

335
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is ladies and gentlemen mr sheffield's

336
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in person who will show you how rippling

337
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rhythm was born okay shep let a ripple

338
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339
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do

340
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[Music]

341
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[Applause]

342
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[Music]

343
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hey

344
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[Music]

345
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let me show you

346
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[Music]

347
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this little ripple had rhythm

348
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and the other little ripples had none

349
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[Music]

350
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[Music]

351
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the kid's okay they love to play

352
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[Applause]

353
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[Music]

354
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:30,159
thank you

355
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:33,039
it blew off it's a new head i know it

356
00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:35,039
how old hats never blow up

357
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well thank you for your trouble well i

358
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:37,919
like catching hats

359
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some people like to go to fire some

360
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people like to raise tulips i just love

361
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catching hats what do you do when

362
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there's no wind

363
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[Applause]

364
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i do think that as long as we're going

365
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to make this our life's work we should

366
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know each other

367
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i'm robert hayes i'm dorothy windham how

368
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do you do very well at the moment

369
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what do you do when you're not chasing

370
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,880
hands oh i'm an inventor

371
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that uh radio power plant's mine oh

372
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oh

373
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well

374
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well girl loses hat boy rescues hat

375
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girl is grateful for hat

376
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oh

377
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boy is grateful for wind

378
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[Music]

379
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380
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hurry up

381
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stand clear keep your eye on the ball

382
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:59,600
she's in

383
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she's out i've missed it

384
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come come

385
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come my little pillowy

386
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,080
ah she's saying

387
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the only way to play it she made the

388
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round trip

389
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,840
ah that reminds me i'm a single little

390
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,840
lady her alimony

391
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are you going to keep the card sir keep

392
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,799
nothing no one ever doubts my word keep

393
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the ball instead

394
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:33,799
sad

395
00:24:27,919 --> 00:24:33,799
mr colossal sir ah that's what you think

396
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thanks

397
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gangway eagles

398
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come on

399
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400
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i got double vision

401
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,279
he's going to put it down

402
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,919
what's the matter with you don't you

403
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,640
know better than the land here you idiot

404
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quiet flip squeak stand clear folks and

405
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,720
keep your eye on the ball what am i

406
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,799
talking about what's going on here

407
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,480
telegram for me hand it over i am the

408
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captain i thought you were a messenger

409
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:05,919
boy who are you my name is bello oh yes

410
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mr village i'm pleased to meet you ah

411
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hey you saw my hand stop you twitting

412
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:13,520
how are are we we're just passing the

413
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bar ah keep right on going we'll stop at

414
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the next one

415
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,799
we are just approaching the light ship

416
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where the record run formally begins ah

417
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:25,440
then i'll open the case for me right now

418
00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:28,400
wipe the top of the bottle off

419
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:30,880
uh there's anything i can do for you

420
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,320
i see it made the captain angry it's too

421
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bad mr bellish you can't show us that

422
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:37,600
trick invention who shot i couldn't this

423
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little squirt hayes huh yeah he's tough

424
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he is i step up on those handlebars and

425
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,559
tell him i'm tough too i can lick my

426
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weight in wildflowers

427
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tell me

428
00:26:45,919 --> 00:26:53,760
oh goodness mr willows you're fine why

429
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:55,279
please cry ah this way scums are chums

430
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,919
this is snow

431
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as the champion tree

432
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or the kigal road robert hayes is the

433
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,559
inventor i understand why why that log

434
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:07,039
stole the idea from me

435
00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:09,679
i muttered my plans one night watching

436
00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:11,840
the throes of delirium tremor our

437
00:27:09,679 --> 00:27:14,559
old-fashioned stomachache say do you

438
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:17,120
know anything about electricity

439
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:19,679
my father occupied the chair of applied

440
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:22,240
electricity extinct prison

441
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:23,840
well what is this thing up here oh all

442
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:27,640
that jazz

443
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:30,769
it's a patent cigar cutter i think

444
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,769
[Music]

445
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:34,960
look out you broken it can you fix it

446
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:38,159
i'll click here

447
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,159
nobody else okay

448
00:27:41,679 --> 00:27:46,080
hi now this gentleman is a uh

449
00:27:44,399 --> 00:27:50,720
is it still

450
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:52,880
put the mash in here and it comes out uh

451
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:56,120
final word come out i'll be there myself

452
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,120
right now

453
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:09,260
[Applause]

454
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:12,349
[Music]

455
00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:12,349
[Applause]

456
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:18,320
never lost your life sir

457
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,960
my life matters for a little look at

458
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:23,679
that umbrella an impulsive gift from the

459
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:26,399
ronnie of gear mr hayes are you ready to

460
00:28:23,679 --> 00:28:30,159
turn on your electric car yes sir i hope

461
00:28:26,399 --> 00:28:33,039
so electricity bar lock those doors oh

462
00:28:30,159 --> 00:28:38,600
but mr bellows i i don't but me who's

463
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:38,600
the boss around here like oh my god

464
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:53,600
i heard what he said i'm terribly sorry

465
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,600
yeah

466
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:58,520
well

467
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,520
that's that

468
00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:03,210
[Music]

469
00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:12,479
[Applause]

470
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:22,159
full speed ahead full speed ahead

471
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:25,360
[Music]

472
00:29:22,159 --> 00:29:28,080
gentlemen the race is on good luck sir

473
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:30,080
we'll need it we'll need it

474
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,640
mr bellows absolutely refuses to let us

475
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,320
use the radio power what

476
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,000
but we don't stand a chance without it

477
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,919
the ship was designed for it i know a

478
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,840
gentleman but it's mr bello's ship i can

479
00:29:37,919 --> 00:29:41,440
only obey orders but but the colossal

480
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,080
will beat us for at least a half a day

481
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:46,420
i'm aware that sir

482
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[Music]

483
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,480
uh ladies and gentlemen i have a rare

484
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:53,880
treat for you a great mexican singer

485
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,880
tito gazar

486
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,720
you know all afternoon i tossed and

487
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,480
turned trying to resist the temptation

488
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,120
to come out here and say what this

489
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:05,840
country needs is a good five cent gazar

490
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,840
with a band

491
00:30:06,559 --> 00:30:10,480
well now i've said it

492
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:12,559
and i wish i hadn't

493
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:15,200
ladies and gentlemen

494
00:30:12,559 --> 00:30:23,929
cheeto gazar

495
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:23,929
[Music]

496
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:39,039
don't be mad i was only kidding

497
00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:42,039
[Music]

498
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:42,039
bizarre

499
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:55,150
[Music]

500
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,880
[Music]

501
00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:11,650
[Music]

502
00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:46,430
[Music]

503
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:49,509
from

504
00:31:46,430 --> 00:31:49,509
[Music]

505
00:31:49,919 --> 00:31:57,900
could i suppose that i would choose the

506
00:31:54,159 --> 00:32:16,119
very rose that i knew my

507
00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:16,119
[Music]

508
00:32:20,399 --> 00:32:23,960
dropped

509
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:28,730
my heart

510
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:33,240
[Music]

511
00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:33,720
[Applause]

512
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,840
[Music]

513
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,480
[Applause]

514
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,640
[Music]

515
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,320
thank you very much ladies and gentlemen

516
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,559
now i'd like to sing for you a song that

517
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,360
if i had to call it in my own spanish i

518
00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:47,360
will say it

519
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,480
and in english you call it

520
00:32:54,559 --> 00:32:59,559
i love you

521
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,559
[Music]

522
00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:04,679
soon

523
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:21,550
[Music]

524
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:28,089
foreign

525
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:28,089
[Music]

526
00:33:37,679 --> 00:33:55,570
foreign

527
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:55,570
[Music]

528
00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:08,649
[Music]

529
00:34:13,850 --> 00:34:16,949
[Music]

530
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:29,760
[Music]

531
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:38,399
oh

532
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,399
[Music]

533
00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:50,259
[Applause]

534
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,679
when do we turn on the machinery bob no

535
00:34:53,839 --> 00:34:56,720
we don't mr bellows refuses to let me go

536
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:59,040
near it

537
00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:01,359
say that slow and strap me in bellows

538
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,680
can't do that yes he can you see he paid

539
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:07,359
for it i only invented it fifty thousand

540
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:10,560
dollars my bankroll my alimony my wind

541
00:35:07,359 --> 00:35:12,480
my poor buzz oh oh my heart's right up

542
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,760
in my mouth i hope you don't chip off

543
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,640
any teeth

544
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,320
if uh we could use your invention do we

545
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,920
still have a chance to win oh i'm

546
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,320
positive but mr bellows won't let me get

547
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,480
near it so he doesn't have to know does

548
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,680
he you mean turn it on without his okay

549
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,280
shh

550
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,760
not so loud

551
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:31,440
fifty thousand dollars

552
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,320
if we could just keep bellows off the

553
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,359
top deck keep his mind on something else

554
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,280
grace

555
00:35:35,359 --> 00:35:39,040
looks like a job for you why throw me to

556
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,119
that beagle nose bugle i mean you will

557
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,800
lose beagle because dolly mother nature

558
00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:44,880
gave you a little finger that men just

559
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,610
ate to be wrapped around well i still

560
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,880
don't see darling he owns this boat

561
00:35:47,610 --> 00:35:51,280
[Music]

562
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,720
owns it owns it

563
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,079
well then i'll take some blocks along

564
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:59,400
for his second

565
00:35:55,079 --> 00:35:59,400
childhood here he comes

566
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,200
i figure pardon there you were on the

567
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,480
wrong side you should have thrown your

568
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,200
horn why don't you look where you're

569
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:12,560
going steward stuart just call me stew

570
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:14,560
for sure oh i'm so sorry mr bells i

571
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:17,119
didn't recognize you in this bad life oh

572
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:19,040
everybody seemed to see me in a bad line

573
00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:21,040
didn't i meet you once at the chicken

574
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,480
show and cucamonga oh that's very sweet

575
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,960
of you but i really don't think so you

576
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:27,440
see i'm a widow oh we'd all find people

577
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,760
widows howl the greatest times of my

578
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,119
life will the widow escorted her through

579
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,119
a brewery

580
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:36,960
she got all hopped up about it would you

581
00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:39,839
do something for me mr bellows

582
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:42,560
i'm looking for the bar oh come with me

583
00:36:39,839 --> 00:36:44,400
i know the short car

584
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,640
chat around with me you'll have a laugh

585
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:49,640
on every other girl of both vice

586
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,640
president

587
00:36:54,680 --> 00:37:08,560
[Music]

588
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:11,200
did you find the trouble yet oh hello no

589
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,440
i'm not yet oh it's too bad

590
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,760
look what i brought you well bless your

591
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,760
heart

592
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:23,280
say where's bellows oh don't worry grace

593
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,200
has that situation well under control

594
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,760
fine

595
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,920
sandwiches don't you have one no thank

596
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,920
you

597
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:35,320
hmm it is a swell

598
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,449
[Music]

599
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,040
[Music]

600
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,480
two

601
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:53,570
two one

602
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:57,519
two thank you

603
00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:57,519
[Music]

604
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:06,880
[Music]

605
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,000
pretty

606
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,960
who me

607
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,119
no that song idiot

608
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:16,720
i haven't heard it before you took the

609
00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:20,960
words right out of my heart

610
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:26,000
and it was like a boat from the blue

611
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:27,119
you took the words right out of my heart

612
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,560
what's the matter well there's not

613
00:38:27,119 --> 00:38:30,880
enough sugar

614
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,880
three

615
00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:47,440
[Music]

616
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:51,520
the moment i saw you smile

617
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:55,920
i had the words and you in my heart

618
00:38:51,520 --> 00:39:00,400
there wasn't room enough for the tool

619
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:05,280
you took the words right out of my heart

620
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:05,280
and left only room for you

621
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:14,480
do you believe in love at first sight

622
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:16,800
so do i well that is i mean

623
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,880
well if things weren't

624
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,800
oh you know

625
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,610
yeah

626
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:26,640
i know

627
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:29,760
[Music]

628
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:32,690
say hayes hayes

629
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,160
oh how you doing i'm not thank you

630
00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:36,430
[Music]

631
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,640
oh hello dear hello

632
00:39:36,430 --> 00:39:41,119
[Music]

633
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:43,599
say what gives out here anyway

634
00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:45,119
supper

635
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:48,610
you want some

636
00:39:45,119 --> 00:40:00,800
what a time to eat

637
00:39:48,610 --> 00:40:02,560
[Music]

638
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,040
if columbus had sailed on this boat the

639
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,560
indians would still own america

640
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,400
come come darling you've been in worse

641
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,240
fixes than this

642
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,920
yeah we haven't we

643
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,640
we always managed to wiggle out somehow

644
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,319
though

645
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:17,119
say remember that deputy sheriff in new

646
00:40:14,319 --> 00:40:18,720
haven without his pants

647
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:20,240
and the time i walk down though this is

648
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,319
no time to start remembering now i'm

649
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,640
going to make your announcement

650
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,920
so you know cleo we've had an awful lot

651
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,040
of fun

652
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,920
yeah

653
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,520
between fights

654
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,400
say remind me to ask you sometime how we

655
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,400
happen to get divorced

656
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,920
uh ladies and gentlemen

657
00:40:40,319 --> 00:40:43,359
it isn't often that i have the privilege

658
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:46,319
of introducing such a distinguished

659
00:40:43,359 --> 00:40:49,839
artist as madame kirsten flagstad star

660
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,839
of the metropolitan opera company

661
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,520
adam flagstaff is going been acclaimed

662
00:40:51,359 --> 00:40:55,359
the world's greatest living soprano she

663
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,920
will sing an area from richard wagner's

664
00:40:55,359 --> 00:40:59,119
opera the valkyrie brune hilda's battle

665
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,440
cry

666
00:40:59,119 --> 00:41:03,130
mr wilford pelletier of the metropolitan

667
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,140
will conduct

668
00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:07,170
[Applause]

669
00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:09,010
[Music]

670
00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:13,470
[Applause]

671
00:41:09,010 --> 00:41:15,410
[Music]

672
00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:18,880
[Applause]

673
00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:22,090
[Music]

674
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,090
[Applause]

675
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,440
so

676
00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:30,260
[Applause]

677
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:55,560
[Music]

678
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,560
wow

679
00:41:55,980 --> 00:42:08,570
[Music]

680
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:18,440
[Music]

681
00:42:17,540 --> 00:42:25,110
[Applause]

682
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:25,110
[Music]

683
00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:35,639
[Music]

684
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:52,520
[Music]

685
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,520
is

686
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,320
[Music]

687
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:13,800
[Music]

688
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,800
foreign

689
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:24,660
[Applause]

690
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:25,040
[Music]

691
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:44,530
[Applause]

692
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:44,530
[Music]

693
00:43:46,270 --> 00:44:01,880
[Applause]

694
00:43:52,650 --> 00:44:01,880
[Music]

695
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,389
[Applause]

696
00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:10,389
[Music]

697
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,200
i don't know

698
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:24,319
i'm looked at

699
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,160
now i am

700
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,520
what's this thing

701
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:33,119
infection

702
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:37,000
why don't you knock before your command

703
00:44:33,119 --> 00:44:37,000
oh oh yes certainly

704
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:40,560
come here

705
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:49,119
now i'm out here stay out there

706
00:44:45,839 --> 00:44:53,920
and walk around the deck but i can't

707
00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:58,440
i'm in the bathroom stay in the bathroom

708
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,440
that you won't bite anybody else

709
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:10,560
meet me down the bar

710
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,560
we'll drink breakfast together

711
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,040
watch your own tech

712
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,520
what are you doing in the reading room

713
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:22,720
reading ah

714
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,720
here's some breakfast food

715
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,119
all right no beer

716
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:50,079
that well how you feeling this morning i

717
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:54,800
feel like a tuned bride and how does the

718
00:45:50,079 --> 00:45:56,560
june bride feel i wonder i wonder

719
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,400
that thai shrunk have you been wearing

720
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:01,040
it no

721
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,319
may i come in sir you are in captain's

722
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,240
compliment sir he'd like to see you on

723
00:46:02,319 --> 00:46:05,520
the break sir we just received an sos

724
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,359
from a sinking ship and if we go to the

725
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,800
rescue it may cause us to lose the race

726
00:46:07,359 --> 00:46:10,560
look mr bellows how can i go to the

727
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,680
rescue until i know where they are first

728
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,440
you tell me to do one thing and then you

729
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,960
turn it into another never mind what i

730
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,640
tell you to do

731
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,000
you do what i tell you

732
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,440
i'm sorry sir we can't find their

733
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,280
position i've got them on the radio

734
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:25,040
telephone but all they do is argue all i

735
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,040
can make out of it is oh boy

736
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:32,240
switch that sos call here hell this is

737
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,280
the art hesperus the fifth my brother

738
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:35,440
shark

739
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:38,480
we are sinking they're sticking they're

740
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:41,280
drinking evidently the laundry too is 69

741
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:44,079
degrees of tropical capital 45 degrees

742
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:46,560
west latitude 38 degrees at 14 minutes

743
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:47,920
north hey never mind the arithmetic tell

744
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,240
them where we are

745
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,400
my daughter's own voice my little jola

746
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:54,000
mr brook we're changing our course set

747
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,920
lookouts for the sinking ship our human

748
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,760
life is at stake my daughter cannot be

749
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:00,240
described as human

750
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,440
wherever she goes disaster foul have you

751
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:03,520
any proof that your daughter causes

752
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,839
these disasters oh she's an unfortunate

753
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:08,960
girl seven years ago she crashed an

754
00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:09,839
airplane in the mirror factory

755
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,839
eight hundred and broke

756
00:47:09,839 --> 00:47:13,920
one mirrors

757
00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:16,160
point three port point five

758
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,240
point three point point five point three

759
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,000
four point five point whatever you want

760
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:22,160
who i'm going up here

761
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,720
we are making a left turn why don't you

762
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:28,000
say so i'll put my hand down go ahead

763
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:28,000
boy pass the other side

764
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,640
hi ho

765
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,920
that's all black here

766
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:37,760
ah move over to one side

767
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,119
you're in a habit of standing before a

768
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,970
minor when he's looking through his

769
00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:45,090
barnacle barnacles

770
00:47:41,970 --> 00:47:45,090
[Applause]

771
00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:57,040
it looks like a sea serpent

772
00:47:55,119 --> 00:48:01,960
well that's what i thought give me that

773
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:01,960
man sure that's not all the time

774
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,400
i told you my luck has changed

775
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,800
here they are folks martha bellows in

776
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,119
the shipwreck party are now coming at

777
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,880
the side of the gigantic martha's rescue

778
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:34,640
by her father's ship proves even to us

779
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,960
who can see him that mr bellows is

780
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,559
almost human what her moment ladies and

781
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:42,240
gentlemen are for a father to snatch his

782
00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:42,240
daughter from the gripping jaws of death

783
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:50,000
hello papi where you been quiet frog

784
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,440
mouth i'm on a secret mission

785
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,040
where'd you get the pick in the knees oh

786
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,599
it's just a little thing i dreamed up

787
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:58,000
time for your child's got whiskers and

788
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:59,760
it smells like an old gumbo misspeller

789
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,480
the gigantic is honored to have rescued

790
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,480
you

791
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:05,440
our captain doesn't know what boat is on

792
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,440
this is the colossal

793
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:10,400
pirates come i know what food i'm on mr

794
00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:12,640
village you can see for yourself

795
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,480
the boots are wrong can't read that to

796
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,720
put the letters on upside down i can

797
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:19,040
assure you it's the gigantic

798
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:21,520
great caesar's goat ghost

799
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:23,440
tf's own boat you're overboard the

800
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:25,200
forward sink mr bellas you can't throw

801
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:28,319
your own daughter overboard why not let

802
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,440
the sharks protect themselves but daddy

803
00:49:28,319 --> 00:49:31,520
daddy you don't understand my

804
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,520
seven-year-old dad looks up i take no

805
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:36,720
charges don't look at my mirror

806
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,720
don't look in the mirror martha

807
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:44,119
and she broke 9000 of them

808
00:49:54,079 --> 00:49:57,079
mike

809
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,240
[Applause]

810
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:05,200
maybe we can glue them together

811
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:06,559
maybe we can glue them together

812
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,319
well that's that

813
00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:10,319
are you upset upset what have i got to

814
00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:11,920
be upset about i'm in the process of

815
00:50:10,319 --> 00:50:13,200
losing fifty thousand dollars on a boat

816
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,599
that would need a handicap against a

817
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,599
lame sardine i go on the air in about

818
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:19,280
two minutes and none of my performers

819
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:21,680
will perform because you talked out of

820
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,960
turn well all i said was that you were

821
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,359
losing fifty thousand dollars on the

822
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,880
race and what did they say oh they said

823
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:28,960
you didn't have fifty thousand dollars

824
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,960
oh they did and what did you say oh i

825
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,880
stuck up for you i said you had more

826
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,920
than fifty thousand dollars ten dollars

827
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,400
of your own

828
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,720
and their salaries and what their

829
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,880
salaries

830
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:42,240
oh never mind look

831
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,359
take this part of a mic and go around

832
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:45,040
the ship and see if you can pick up

833
00:50:43,359 --> 00:50:46,960
something from the passengers i'll ram

834
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:49,200
until you're ready

835
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:52,240
pick up the passengers

836
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,839
go away go away

837
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,240
uh ladies and gentlemen in just a few

838
00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:58,000
moments we start our daily broadcast now

839
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:59,839
i want you folks to sit back and relax

840
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,720
and have a good time we have quite a few

841
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:04,559
jokes here on the program uh i think

842
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,800
you'll enjoy there's one here about a

843
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:09,119
little school boy that used to take a

844
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,760
big apple to the teacher and now he

845
00:51:09,119 --> 00:51:13,760
takes the teacher to the big apple

846
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,920
that's the first joke i thought you'd

847
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,920
like

848
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:22,310
big apples to dance

849
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,310
[Applause]

850
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:37,559
good

851
00:51:48,319 --> 00:51:52,079
let's try another one shall we it seems

852
00:51:49,839 --> 00:51:54,000
there were two flyers in an airplane and

853
00:51:52,079 --> 00:51:56,240
one flyer did a loop-de-loop

854
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,800
and the other fire fell out so the first

855
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:03,480
player looked down and he said pardon me

856
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,480
pardon me yeah that's what he said

857
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:08,240
well how do you do could you please tell

858
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,760
me where they have the entertainment the

859
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:12,720
entertainment yes you go right down the

860
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,720
hall and you

861
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,280
this is the entertainment this is where

862
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,280
the broadcast takes place right here oh

863
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:22,559
well i'm honey child i'd like to help

864
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:25,359
you out well i don't need much help but

865
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:29,359
uh what can you do well i'd like to sing

866
00:52:25,359 --> 00:52:30,880
i want to be a singer in the worst way

867
00:52:29,359 --> 00:52:32,800
you probably will be what kind of a

868
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,040
voice have you got anyway yeah but when

869
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,359
i sing i cry

870
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:40,319
when you sing you cry

871
00:52:37,359 --> 00:52:42,559
well uh why do you cry cause i can't

872
00:52:40,319 --> 00:52:44,319
sing oh well that's great we won't

873
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:45,680
bother with that then we'll look at i

874
00:52:44,319 --> 00:52:46,880
have another little joke here that i

875
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,119
think you may have yeah but i want to

876
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,880
sing way down south and dixie you want

877
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:52,880
to sing way down southern dixie what

878
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,880
time's your bus leave oh i want to sing

879
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,559
it right now well you go ahead and sing

880
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,520
step right up i'll stand over here so

881
00:52:56,559 --> 00:53:02,480
they won't think i'm beating you

882
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:05,599
way down south in the land of cotton oh

883
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,880
folks there i'm not forgotten look away

884
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:11,319
look away

885
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,319
look away look away

886
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:22,720
go ahead we're still safe

887
00:53:17,839 --> 00:53:24,640
oh i wish i wasn't dixie so do i

888
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:26,640
so you want to help me out huh why did

889
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,400
you decide on helping me out well you

890
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,170
see i had a fight with my folks and i

891
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,520
want to do something to disgrace them

892
00:53:30,170 --> 00:53:35,280
[Laughter]

893
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,960
well you probably came to the right guy

894
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,640
uh i think this audience here would

895
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,960
appreciate something of the legitimate

896
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:43,119
nature do you do any dramatics at all oh

897
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,040
sure i can handle that junk

898
00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:46,559
oh you do that legitimate trash eh well

899
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,480
you haven't got a piece of claudette

900
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:50,480
colbert hanging around loose that you

901
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,839
could do for us have you oh yes i have a

902
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,440
little playlist i play all the

903
00:53:51,839 --> 00:53:55,040
characters myself you play all the

904
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,119
characters yourself i play all the

905
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,559
characters myself is there an echo in

906
00:53:57,119 --> 00:54:01,599
here well let's see what is that like

907
00:53:58,559 --> 00:54:03,359
well i'll explain this is the villain

908
00:54:01,599 --> 00:54:05,440
this is the heroine

909
00:54:03,359 --> 00:54:07,359
and this is the hero oh you play all

910
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,800
those yourself well that's a nice small

911
00:54:07,359 --> 00:54:11,800
cast let's see that we'd like to see

912
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,800
that

913
00:54:14,079 --> 00:54:19,760
is is that part of the play that yeah

914
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,760
that's the curtain going up

915
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,680
come pay the rent

916
00:54:23,359 --> 00:54:28,720
come pay the rent but i can't pay the

917
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:31,599
rent i can't pay the rent come pay the

918
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:34,640
rent come pay the rent but i can't pay

919
00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:36,559
the rent i can't pay the rent

920
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:39,839
i'll pay the rent

921
00:54:36,559 --> 00:54:39,839
i'll pay the rent

922
00:54:50,670 --> 00:54:54,350
[Music]

923
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:58,389
[Applause]

924
00:54:54,350 --> 00:54:58,389
[Music]

925
00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:07,040
[Music]

926
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,040
you took the words

927
00:55:09,270 --> 00:55:14,559
[Music]

928
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,160
and then there's a one about the fella

929
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:17,680
that went to the dentist

930
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:20,920
he only had a dollar so they gave him

931
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,920
buck teeth

932
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,990
oh wait a minute

933
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,760
here it is

934
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:29,680
[Music]

935
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:32,920
it's dorothy wyndham by remote control

936
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,920
call unawares

937
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:45,799
[Music]

938
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,799
only room

939
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,960
there ought to be a law against songs

940
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:54,319
like that why it was not right hearing

941
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,400
you sing that is like reading love

942
00:55:54,319 --> 00:55:57,920
letters intended for someone else

943
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,720
it's dreadful when a letter sent to the

944
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,720
right person by

945
00:56:00,839 --> 00:56:04,720
mistake oh but there's nothing we can do

946
00:56:03,119 --> 00:56:07,359
about it bob

947
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,359
you mean buzz

948
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:12,480
as i was saying in the first 12 hours we

949
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,640
came this far now all together we've

950
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,880
only come this far uh another mile need

951
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:19,119
to crack my skull you're the captain why

952
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:21,200
don't you do something about it

953
00:56:19,119 --> 00:56:23,640
you talk like a motorboat this situation

954
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:25,920
calls for immediate action going away

955
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:28,559
[Music]

956
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,839
suffering sciatica where have you been

957
00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:32,559
why don't you stick with me down the

958
00:56:29,839 --> 00:56:34,720
bathroom i want you to scrub my back

959
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:36,480
i'll see you in position first

960
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,680
eventually but right now we've got to

961
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,400
come over in the bridge with me come on

962
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,680
give me that hat here hold this

963
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,480
hold back

964
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,480
that's fine come on now

965
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,240
hey i want to show you this chart do you

966
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,480
know anything about it i know it

967
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:53,520
backwards your usual form thank you very

968
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:56,000
much see we've been up hell up to now

969
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:58,160
once we get over the hump we coax right

970
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,200
down into sherburne what's this rand

971
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:03,440
mcnelly oh evidently an irish possession

972
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,960
here's a snapshot of my little daughter

973
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:09,280
martha

974
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:12,880
i'm an attack when my lawyer sees it

975
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:14,559
we're in magic perfume

976
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,920
oh no right

977
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:16,799
highlight my costume for the big dance

978
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,640
number

979
00:57:16,799 --> 00:57:20,160
see oh martha don't don't get in front

980
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:23,760
of the mirror don't you think it fits my

981
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:25,040
personality uh yeah just barely yeah i'm

982
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,040
so cute i better put my picture in the

983
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,799
front page i never forget the last time

984
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:32,240
you had your picture on the front page

985
00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:33,119
your mouth was continued on page two

986
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,599
oh

987
00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:38,559
well why did you cut yourself uh i

988
00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:42,079
wanted to find out if i was anemic

989
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:44,720
t.i feel so wonderful what a what a form

990
00:57:42,079 --> 00:57:46,000
what a figure

991
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,040
oh

992
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,400
well uh

993
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:52,160
i'm i'm sorry any mirror can just fall

994
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:57,000
down and break

995
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:57,000
any uh it wasn't my fault was it

996
00:58:02,990 --> 00:58:06,170
[Music]

997
00:58:08,230 --> 00:58:11,360
[Music]

998
00:58:16,079 --> 00:58:20,640
ah here's where we make a couple of

999
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:23,200
pretty dear friendships you gotta straws

1000
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:25,440
ah it's too clean you're very careful

1001
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,440
right

1002
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,440
now

1003
00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:31,440
welcome yes sir uh bring us two whiskey

1004
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,480
sodas yes spoken when it's made of

1005
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,960
tongue

1006
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:37,280
move over there that's all right i like

1007
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:39,680
that oh dear that's fine

1008
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,440
make it four whiskey sodas don't put

1009
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:43,680
your hat on the table

1010
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,680
as i was saying yes i was married to him

1011
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:48,839
for eight months i gave him the best

1012
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:51,440
years of my life first years of his

1013
00:58:48,839 --> 00:58:53,920
life he wouldn't give me a penny where

1014
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:56,240
was your mother

1015
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:58,480
couldn't come that day but he'll pay and

1016
00:58:56,240 --> 00:59:01,200
he'll pay through his nose

1017
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,880
oh my god this even a bit snooty very

1018
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,400
silly little girls that better slip

1019
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:07,680
right through the finger as well where

1020
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:10,079
are we going from there see you later

1021
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:13,760
is that a tomato he's eating or is that

1022
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:16,000
his nose evidently they're insulted

1023
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,839
you say anything to them i never opened

1024
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,680
my

1025
00:59:16,839 --> 00:59:22,480
mouth i've lost my heart damage is up

1026
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:25,920
there huh ow

1027
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,520
i told you i lost it okay

1028
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,880
goodbye

1029
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,000
goodbye there

1030
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,440
there it goes

1031
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,920
here give me that you got a heart of

1032
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,920
your own

1033
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,920
what's the matter darling

1034
00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:41,920
hello cleo

1035
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,480
what's the matter

1036
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:47,680
little man had a busy day this is no

1037
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:50,640
time for wisecracks mew or anyone else

1038
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:52,000
fifty thousand dollars well what's 50

1039
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:54,559
000

1040
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,319
i'm going out and eat worms with salt

1041
00:59:54,559 --> 00:59:58,400
and pepper and stuff

1042
00:59:56,319 --> 01:00:01,119
oh wait a minute

1043
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:02,799
thank you say keep them coming and give

1044
01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:04,160
her the cherries buddy well thanks for

1045
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:07,520
remembering say make that an extra big

1046
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,520
one so i can catch up with him huh

1047
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,599
you know buzz

1048
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,280
i i cleaned up an old trunk yesterday

1049
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:15,520
and i found that green tide of yours you

1050
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,480
know the one with the stripes

1051
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,240
really

1052
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,000
uh

1053
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,160
you know something buzz

1054
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,160
what

1055
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,559
i kind of miss you're singing in the

1056
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,559
bathtub

1057
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:31,920
good old baton

1058
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,920
good old singing

1059
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,960
now what does that mean that means that

1060
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:47,200
robert hayes invention's a failure

1061
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:49,599
i wish i could be of some help stumped

1062
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,680
by a short circuit oh come on bob it

1063
01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:53,280
isn't hopeless is it no no it's not

1064
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:55,119
hopeless well that'll take a month to

1065
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,880
find by that time the trip will be over

1066
01:00:55,119 --> 01:01:00,559
and so will what i laughingly call my

1067
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:02,160
career oh bob oh excuse me i thought i

1068
01:01:00,559 --> 01:01:03,040
was someplace else

1069
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,079
well

1070
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,319
so long

1071
01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:08,240
just remember where you left off

1072
01:01:06,319 --> 01:01:10,160
hey hey come back here

1073
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,200
come on

1074
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,000
well

1075
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:16,160
do you mind if i sort of pass through

1076
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,480
you see i thought this was a thing that

1077
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:21,839
went around the whole thing up there and

1078
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:24,319
it came like this one

1079
01:01:21,839 --> 01:01:25,760
i guess i must have busted something huh

1080
01:01:24,319 --> 01:01:28,079
well how much would it cost to have

1081
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:31,200
fixed my dream girl eureka hey i'll

1082
01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:32,960
resent that my dream princess

1083
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,559
your nose is cold

1084
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,760
what is it it's the tip of bella's

1085
01:01:34,559 --> 01:01:37,040
umbrella she found that it's the short

1086
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,400
circuit i couldn't locate yeah but

1087
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,920
what's all the kissing about you

1088
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,400
understand you found the tip of the

1089
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,400
umbrella

1090
01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:47,359
i'll be right back where are you going

1091
01:01:44,319 --> 01:01:49,119
i'm going to get more umbrellas

1092
01:01:47,359 --> 01:01:51,280
oh

1093
01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:53,200
hey i'll be right back

1094
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:55,200
you think it'll start now

1095
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,839
i don't know

1096
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,839
we can try

1097
01:01:58,559 --> 01:02:05,010
cross your fingers

1098
01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:06,660
[Music]

1099
01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:10,060
[Applause]

1100
01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:10,060
[Music]

1101
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,960
oh i'm a vulnerable cow at the game i

1102
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:23,200
will make an exception in your case much

1103
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:26,720
small wager right sir any amount uh

1104
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:29,680
yes but uh how much shall we say a pound

1105
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,680
wait a ton

1106
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:35,760
ah there's too much loft on that too

1107
01:02:32,319 --> 01:02:38,079
cause you shoot

1108
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,599
imagine a man wearing a roller towel for

1109
01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:42,079
a hat

1110
01:02:39,599 --> 01:02:44,400
got a little soap in your pocket

1111
01:02:42,079 --> 01:02:46,720
maybe don't use soap sorry

1112
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:48,799
that's you

1113
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,799
uh

1114
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:05,359
oh yes yes well you win yeah

1115
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:10,960
i just uh hold my coat america

1116
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,799
thank you bye nice shot

1117
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,079
thanks go ahead don't put it down don't

1118
01:03:12,799 --> 01:03:16,960
put it down and get some valuable papers

1119
01:03:14,079 --> 01:03:16,960
in the pocket

1120
01:03:26,540 --> 01:03:29,630
[Applause]

1121
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,749
oh

1122
01:03:29,630 --> 01:03:32,749
[Music]

1123
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:47,950
my shot don't shoot yet wait a minute

1124
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:50,720
wait a minute i am funny shooting at

1125
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:53,200
[Applause]

1126
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:57,039
i see is the ship rolling slightly or am

1127
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:59,520
i only just a little bit bossy tell me

1128
01:03:57,039 --> 01:04:02,480
which pocket are you aiming for

1129
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:05,280
i'll tell you a minute

1130
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:08,000
that's fine i play them all all right

1131
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:10,880
now i got my girl you got a match

1132
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:13,280
no oh hold on

1133
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:16,160
chocolate sauce no thank you no

1134
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,680
yes please where just behind you stick

1135
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:20,480
around i already want you to say i

1136
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,920
cheated afterwards

1137
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,760
wait a minute now

1138
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,839
there she goes

1139
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:28,559
that's

1140
01:04:24,839 --> 01:04:28,559
fine now

1141
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,960
this ship needs a shorter queue pull the

1142
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,640
heck up away

1143
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:38,450
jump away

1144
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:40,160
stand right where you are

1145
01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:41,839
[Music]

1146
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:44,799
okay

1147
01:04:41,839 --> 01:04:46,640
side pocket maybe

1148
01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:49,119
wait a minute i don't know which side

1149
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,119
yet

1150
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,920
lucky shot

1151
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:56,480
rip it i wonder what that porthole was

1152
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,480
there for

1153
01:04:57,599 --> 01:05:00,880
a look out

1154
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:05,039
for the chocolate and got the banana

1155
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,039
hair oh yes you're doing nothing

1156
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:12,160
thank you beautiful

1157
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:14,640
why you silly old monkey you uh oh he's

1158
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:17,359
all right if you know how to take him

1159
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:19,920
i was afraid you wouldn't be here

1160
01:05:17,359 --> 01:05:21,599
bring a wet towel next time keep cool

1161
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,559
dear i'll bring a wrap out for you in a

1162
01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:24,000
minute

1163
01:05:22,559 --> 01:05:25,440
i'll be there just get another chair

1164
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:28,000
i'll sit down with her

1165
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:29,599
finishing up a game of figures here

1166
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,200
don't put that down there there's some

1167
01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:33,200
very valuable papers in the pocket i

1168
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:36,200
don't want sort of papers uh cigarette

1169
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,200
papers

1170
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:46,240
unfortunately i said i wonder what made

1171
01:05:43,359 --> 01:05:48,160
it jump out i wonder i wonder what am i

1172
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:50,079
really good anyway you forgot to call

1173
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:52,079
your shot i say see here you're making

1174
01:05:50,079 --> 01:05:54,880
me look like a belly clothes horse and i

1175
01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:56,880
feel so silly well you don't look silly

1176
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,880
you don't think i trust every tom dick

1177
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:01,920
and harry on this boat with my valuable

1178
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:05,599
papers okay but my name's harry well i

1179
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:08,079
would make an exception in harry's case

1180
01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:09,760
the draw shot

1181
01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:15,079
give me that hat you look like the

1182
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:15,079
two-headed boy in the circus stand clear

1183
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:22,480
now whatever time

1184
01:06:20,559 --> 01:06:25,680
how do you expect anyone to play pool on

1185
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:30,039
a moth eating tong table like that

1186
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:30,039
is a lawyer on the ship

1187
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:37,599
[Music]

1188
01:06:34,570 --> 01:06:40,720
[Applause]

1189
01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:42,480
oh scoop darling look at the moon isn't

1190
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:45,280
it glorious

1191
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:48,480
yeah you're right there sort of moon

1192
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:50,480
ah a night like this does things to me

1193
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:55,280
a night like this yes it it it's the

1194
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:58,000
magic of it all right oh romeo romeo

1195
01:06:55,280 --> 01:07:00,319
i swear by an inconstant moon

1196
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:03,440
whose silvery beams be smears the lost

1197
01:07:00,319 --> 01:07:05,200
horizon they smear the loss yes that's

1198
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:09,440
what i said be smeared that's what i

1199
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:12,160
thought oh won't you be my romeo yes you

1200
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:15,130
we will rehearse the death sea what is a

1201
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:19,280
strange power i'd like to have of you

1202
01:07:15,130 --> 01:07:19,280
[Music]

1203
01:07:23,359 --> 01:07:28,400
yes sir yes sir yes sir

1204
01:07:25,359 --> 01:07:29,680
i've been kissed by a tunnel it's that

1205
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:33,440
thing that

1206
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:36,880
i i just can't help but

1207
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:40,160
we were fading for each other

1208
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:43,520
and in spite of your masculine charms

1209
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:47,119
you remind me of my mother

1210
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:48,240
i'm an innocent babe in your arms your

1211
01:07:47,119 --> 01:07:53,359
lips

1212
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:54,880
like wine caress me lover mine

1213
01:07:53,359 --> 01:07:56,050
tonight

1214
01:07:54,880 --> 01:08:05,940
we

1215
01:07:56,050 --> 01:08:05,940
[Music]

1216
01:08:07,119 --> 01:08:14,799
that moon is here again that boy is near

1217
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:18,319
again and i'm just a girl

1218
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:22,770
oh mama dear mama

1219
01:08:18,319 --> 01:08:33,478
i'm coming up to temple i always do that

1220
01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:33,478
[Music]

1221
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:40,400
my heart is gone oh mama

1222
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:43,199
dear mama

1223
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:46,799
please don't wait up for me

1224
01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:48,080
i'm glad i took the key that moves here

1225
01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:50,799
again

1226
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,799
oh mama

1227
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:54,319
and dear

1228
01:08:51,759 --> 01:08:59,120
moon is here again

1229
01:08:54,319 --> 01:09:02,480
that boy is gone again and i'm all alone

1230
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:06,439
oh mama

1231
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:30,400
don't blame your angel triumph

1232
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:33,640
[Music]

1233
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,640
here again

1234
01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:48,960
[Music]

1235
01:09:46,239 --> 01:09:52,880
don't blame your angel child

1236
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:54,239
that fool has got me while and i'm on my

1237
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:58,180
own

1238
01:09:54,239 --> 01:09:59,820
one two a three a four a five

1239
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:01,480
[Music]

1240
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:10,400
[Applause]

1241
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:13,400
[Music]

1242
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,400
oh

1243
01:10:15,030 --> 01:10:22,970
[Music]

1244
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:40,579
here again

1245
01:10:25,210 --> 01:10:40,579
[Music]

1246
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:45,840
come on

1247
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:45,840
i'm trying to be friendly at all

1248
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:52,719
what's playing here satchel

1249
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:58,960
come on break it up where you fella

1250
01:10:56,480 --> 01:11:24,610
i'm i'm a sweet kid

1251
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:24,610
[Music]

1252
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:30,239
hello everybody and folks

1253
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:32,400
you and i do mean you first comes our

1254
01:11:30,239 --> 01:11:34,239
report of the big race with the ss

1255
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:37,920
colossal

1256
01:11:34,239 --> 01:11:39,120
oh i forgot we've stopped giving those

1257
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,120
no we haven't

1258
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,400
this is buzz feeling speaking and i i'm

1259
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,760
not going to say anything about the race

1260
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:46,570
except that we're gaining with every

1261
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:50,290
turn of the turbines

1262
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:50,290
[Applause]

1263
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:55,840
you have something

1264
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,840
oh hold your breath folks

1265
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:07,600
say we've just gained 200 miles on the

1266
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:09,640
colossal if we can keep this up why

1267
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,720
we'll pass her before morning

1268
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:17,679
[Music]

1269
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:19,360
[Applause]

1270
01:12:17,679 --> 01:12:22,400
or you get a certain satisfaction when

1271
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:25,400
you stick you gotta you get

1272
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,400
oh

1273
01:12:34,710 --> 01:12:42,880
[Music]

1274
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:45,120
she played her cars right again with a

1275
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:48,960
diamond tiara you know mr bell says

1276
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:52,320
something awfully big about oh thank you

1277
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:53,920
uh thank you after you dare oh thank you

1278
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,760
stick with me

1279
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,199
stand by to reduce speed

1280
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,960
talk so think you can't see your hand in

1281
01:12:57,199 --> 01:13:00,480
front of you what's the matter your hand

1282
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,520
love it what do you want to look at it

1283
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:04,000
for

1284
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:06,159
full speed ahead as captain of this ship

1285
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:09,040
you're fired you can't discharge me in

1286
01:13:06,159 --> 01:13:10,159
the ocean i'm kicking mid-ocean mr

1287
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,840
balance

1288
01:13:10,159 --> 01:13:14,239
there are ice creams in these waters and

1289
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,440
other ships we must reduce speed now if

1290
01:13:14,239 --> 01:13:16,719
you're just stepping to the chat room

1291
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:19,040
i'll prove his will

1292
01:13:16,719 --> 01:13:20,480
after you dear captain

1293
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,600
back to you

1294
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:24,000
thank you

1295
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:26,239
show that to your lawyer i got rid of

1296
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,239
them

1297
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:30,120
how many people

1298
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,840
kicked an officer with his cap on that

1299
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,360
snoop man

1300
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,210
come with me there with what the poop

1301
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,080
day

1302
01:13:40,210 --> 01:13:46,120
[Applause]

1303
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:46,120
mr bones come on

1304
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,239
won't work i put a dollar and a quarter

1305
01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:03,840
in here this morning i only got a nickel

1306
01:14:02,239 --> 01:14:06,320
out well what phone number you're

1307
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,760
playing oh oh maybe that's the catch i

1308
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,760
don't get

1309
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,760
this

1310
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:15,870
[Music]

1311
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:26,000
four million dollars on a tencent store

1312
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:28,640
action oh popsicle an iceberg ah pretty

1313
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:32,560
thing

1314
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:34,000
i'll breed like rocks

1315
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:38,080
well you see me go right in between

1316
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:38,080
these two without scratching the fender

1317
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,880
[Music]

1318
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:44,320
huh i think you're pardoned i didn't

1319
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:46,320
hear you there

1320
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:49,360
where's she gone

1321
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:51,920
that's how we fell overboard

1322
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:53,440
watch this one look out for us

1323
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:57,360
where

1324
01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:59,679
i'm working with my feet

1325
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:02,550
gotta put lights on those things

1326
01:14:59,679 --> 01:15:07,329
it's awfully dangerous

1327
01:15:02,550 --> 01:15:07,329
[Music]

1328
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:14,779
what you're throwing on

1329
01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:14,779
[Music]

1330
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,800
just think ladies and gentlemen we're

1331
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:21,040
skimming over the water at the amazing

1332
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:23,440
rate of 100 miles an hour

1333
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:25,120
what a world of speed we live in

1334
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:28,080
everything has been speeded up

1335
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:30,560
everything except the walls

1336
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:32,159
dances come and dances go but weather's

1337
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:34,320
slow or hot

1338
01:15:32,159 --> 01:15:36,719
very soon the latest dance is better

1339
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:40,000
than the turkey trot but if any of you

1340
01:15:36,719 --> 01:15:41,840
are alive in 1785

1341
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,199
you remember how people were shocked and

1342
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:47,120
aghast

1343
01:15:43,199 --> 01:15:49,600
had a thing called the walls

1344
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:52,960
it was too too risque

1345
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:55,250
the papers predicted it never would last

1346
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:57,360
but it's here today

1347
01:15:55,250 --> 01:16:00,980
[Music]

1348
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:03,360
i'm here to stay

1349
01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:06,150
[Music]

1350
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:18,239
yes

1351
01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:20,640
[Music]

1352
01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:23,010
but in my heart

1353
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:39,810
the walls

1354
01:16:23,010 --> 01:16:39,810
[Music]

1355
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:44,960
for it's still

1356
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:48,360
the song

1357
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:48,360
of love

1358
01:16:50,870 --> 01:16:55,030
[Music]

1359
01:16:53,840 --> 01:17:01,600
on

1360
01:16:55,030 --> 01:17:01,600
[Music]

1361
01:17:11,450 --> 01:17:14,529
[Applause]

1362
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,880
it's too old-fashioned

1363
01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:27,800
[Applause]

1364
01:17:41,770 --> 01:17:52,600
[Music]

1365
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,600
says

1366
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:59,739
[Music]

1367
01:17:56,670 --> 01:17:59,739
[Applause]

1368
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:26,480
[Music]

1369
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:35,600
ah

1370
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:37,310
[Music]

1371
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,240
ah

1372
01:18:37,310 --> 01:18:46,899
[Applause]

1373
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:46,899
[Music]

1374
01:18:52,450 --> 01:18:55,529
[Music]

1375
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:14,360
so

1376
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,560
so

1377
01:19:33,060 --> 01:20:05,760
[Music]

1378
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:08,719
folks downtown came up to holland

1379
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:10,400
everybody's trucking world it didn't

1380
01:20:08,719 --> 01:20:11,760
taste long

1381
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,639
before

1382
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,840
she died

1383
01:20:12,639 --> 01:20:16,320
 she died

1384
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:18,220
all the time you'd see them scuff

1385
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:21,870
falling

1386
01:20:18,220 --> 01:20:24,239
[Music]

1387
01:20:21,870 --> 01:20:25,800
[Applause]

1388
01:20:24,239 --> 01:20:47,419
everybody

1389
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:47,419
[Music]

1390
01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:53,760
[Applause]

1391
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,520
man

1392
01:21:04,639 --> 01:21:18,120
so

1393
01:21:07,270 --> 01:21:22,150
[Music]

1394
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:26,960
years go by the

1395
01:21:22,150 --> 01:21:28,639
[Music]

1396
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:31,040
could walls

1397
01:21:28,639 --> 01:21:33,360
till dawn

1398
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:37,960
then we part

1399
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:37,960
but in my heart

1400
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:46,420
[Music]

1401
01:21:51,600 --> 01:22:01,280
while the moon's above

1402
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:04,060
for it's still the song

1403
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:08,669
of love

1404
01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:08,669
[Music]

1405
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:18,270
on

1406
01:22:12,270 --> 01:22:18,270
[Music]

1407
01:22:20,290 --> 01:22:23,470
[Music]

1408
01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:30,119
[Music]

1409
01:22:34,330 --> 01:22:39,320
[Music]

1410
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:39,320
oh

1411
01:22:50,470 --> 01:22:53,589
[Applause]

1412
01:22:55,130 --> 01:23:02,350
[Music]

1413
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:07,040
well i never expected to see this day

1414
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:09,280
dawn you're not seeing much of it at

1415
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,280
that

1416
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:16,000
what's that noise anyway roaches have

1417
01:23:14,159 --> 01:23:19,120
been keeping me awake all night the

1418
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:19,120
boat's full of me

1419
01:23:19,199 --> 01:23:29,040
and baby fingers and ten baby toes

1420
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:34,199
a mother is a boy's best friend after

1421
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:34,199
all we're finally through sir oh good

1422
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:41,029
[Music]

1423
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:58,159
there's the colossal ahead sir

1424
01:23:56,080 --> 01:24:00,000
by the grace of bellows guardian angel

1425
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:03,060
yeah if i left it to you it'll probably

1426
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:04,100
land it up late to the get out of here

1427
01:24:03,060 --> 01:24:18,800
[Applause]

1428
01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:20,800
[Music]

1429
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:22,159
why don't you smile darling you have

1430
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:23,440
everything you want now the boat's

1431
01:24:22,159 --> 01:24:26,239
winning

1432
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:26,650
money yes everything but you and that's

1433
01:24:26,239 --> 01:24:28,400
everything

1434
01:24:26,650 --> 01:24:31,120
[Music]

1435
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:34,520
i've been dabbling you weren't afraid to

1436
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:34,520
ask me before

1437
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:50,300
he doesn't want me he doesn't want me he

1438
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:59,360
wants clio

1439
01:24:50,300 --> 01:25:01,680
[Music]

1440
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:05,060
oh

1441
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,060
[Music]

1442
01:25:07,690 --> 01:25:14,440
[Music]

1443
01:25:12,170 --> 01:25:28,770
[Applause]

1444
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:30,540
[Music]

1445
01:25:28,770 --> 01:25:40,560
[Applause]

1446
01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:40,560
[Music]

1447
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,400
you


